Can’t we just get a bunch of bazookas and some cheap bazooka ammunition and just blow the thing up in the most American way possible?
Actually you could fund the ammunition with a lottery by setting up five or six preloaded bazookas pointed at the Rock and the winners get to pull the trigger.
Sell tickets to the bazooka-ing. Profit.
Honestly The Rock isn’t that damn big, you mean to tell me in a country full of people who love to blow stuff up for fun, we can’t find enough private construction groups with dynamite that can blow this up?