Here’s MY cartoon based stupid. Tom and Jerry cartoon, they go to the moon, and an alien in the shape of a pencil sharpener gets hold of Tom’s tail and sharpens it, and it’s now a pencil, and he writes “this stinks!” or something on the moon.
So, my 6 year old self, KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT HUMANS ARE MADE OF, go up stairs and try to sharpen my finger. Which won’t fit in the largest hole. I take the cowling off, and stick it in there ANYWAY, and turn the crank, rotary slicing my finger.
WHY? I don’t know. I knew it was stupid as I was doing it, but did it anyway.
EDIT: Well, I just spent 2 hours trying to track that cartoon down. No avail. Maybe NOT T&J then.
Anyone know what the heck it was?