Proof by blatant assertion: The Evil Grimace is the personification of grape flavored drinks. Thus he wants to acquire (illegally, one presumes) more drinks, including “milk” shakes.
Next up: explain various sports mascots including (but not exclusively): The Phillie Phanatic (why is it a fat green lump with a conical ‘mouth’?) Steelers Steely McBeem, Miami Burnie, Saint Louis Billiken, Wake Forest Demon Deacon, Williams College Ephs, Western Kentucky Big Red, …and so forth.
