McDonald's will not be making burgers called "Ron's Creamy Surprise" or "Rektal Prolapse"

I tried to make the Whopper, but got disconnected. Then Ronald came to my house and rang the doorbell. As I opened the door, he said only “Do I look like some kind of clown to you?”

We laughed and laughed after that, then went out for hookers and blow, as I had none at home.

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