Well it doesn’t come across here, so you are doing good work!
I have to work at being serious and less-smiley so as to be taken seriously!
We are ying and yang. Probably why we get on so well. And my exclaimation mark abuse is atrocious! But it has been pointed out to me that I do speak with them irl life! So at least I’m being truthful! (i get loud)
Same here, really.
This too.
I read “enema” the first time I read this part.
#Fuck!
One second
Enemas, whips and smart dressed fellows?
@albill I am going to work for you some day. You have all the nuance, brevity, specificity, and brains that I fucking adore. Gah, it burns when you meet people better than yourself
Yay!
I wasn’t fishing for compliments though! My ego is large enough to have become a self-sustaining nuclear reaction.
I’m also aware, painfully so, of my character faults and reactivity.
Didn’t think you were. Someone simply slipped me a truth potion.
Don’t question my methods. They are… Effective.
Mighty kind of ya.
If you ever see me in a straw hat in real life, shoot on sight. Thanks.
Behold! Monty Pulciano’s Flying Circus:
I am not much of a drinker, but I’ll have some once or twice per month. My previous job, years ago, involved lots of wine. When there were work difficulties, they would sometimes try to compensate by letting employees take drinks home. Mostly store returns with ruined labels. My stash has a random/interesting assortment of about 15 bottles left, most of them free, and a few that I bought back then.
I picked the Montepulciano D’abruzzo this week because I was given some chicken, and I figure my others had too many tannins to go with the lighter flavor. I’d never had it before, but it turned out to be a suitable choice.
I don’t believe in tannins. Eat the chicken then drink the dark red wine, boom. Even if they existed, tannins don’t have agency; maybe yeast, but yeast in my wine has been exterminated.
I don’t believe in the chair I am sitting on, but I still use it!
I don’t believe in wine, but I drink it liberally
I sincerely hope your holiday season is fun, liberating, and full of love.
####and Jesus
#####im just fuckin’ with ya
Does it?
I don’t believe in drunkenness. The drunker I get, the less believing I am in it, of drunkenness, when drunk, believing less of drunkenness.