Meet Murph, Nerf's first and only mascot

[found at this etsy shop]

I was looking for a Nerf ball a while ago, a plain old Nerf ball. One whom I could throw at my cat without hurting him nor his feelings, nor any household objects.
Nothing on amazon, only guns and footballs (European and Yankistani).
The only (non-football or -basketball) Nerf ball I found on ebay was almost as old as I, falling apart more than I, and they wanted a fortune for that sad, elderly, poor crumbling sphere of 1970s foam.

It’s really sad how Nerf has so drastically changed, from a “Look, here’s a ball that’s fun to play with and won’t hurt anything!” company to a, “Look, here are a buncha toy guns!” company with such a hideous mascot.

Wet Leg should sue their darts off.

Plz also vide, for more info re: The Mop Suit

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