Meet the Danish Royal Family, and fear it

I’m just about half Danish. Did you get the gene that makes you crave dill fortnightly? I did. Something of a curse in a country where most people look at you sideways for putting dill in anything other than pickles.

Back OT…I have nothing, but snark to give this unfortunate portrait. I did IRL ::facepalm:: the first time I saw it. The creep-factor is off the scale.