I maintain that if a pastor is being paid enough to buy his wife a $200K sports car as a gift, without dipping into the church coffers, he’s being paid way too fucking much for someone claiming to be spreading the word of Jesus.
If Jesus is riding with her, I’ll bet he looks embarrassed, and it’s hard to scrunch down in a Lamborghini, even if you’re the son of God.
As for a crazy lady pointing out that she’s carrying a knife, I have no trouble believing that. Someone like her obviously can’t trust in her Lord to protect her; especially after the shit she says.
While I see where you are coming from, I am looking forward to that time, simply because then the mad nightmare may finally be over.
