Here’s the decision.
http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/nsw/NSWDC/2020/239.html
They were arrested at Kevin’s house, enjoying eggs and coffee.
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How does one even locate a break in and tickle service? Asking for a friend.
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fetlife.
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That homeowner now lives in a reality where it’s possible to wake up to two men with machetes wanting to tickle you. Any thing is possible now. Poor guy’s gonna need some serious therapy.
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My Mom used to get lectures from the sheriff for shooting at trespassers. Her response: get off her Dad’s farm if he didn’t have a warrant.
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Hey, we’ve all been there.
And we laughed about it at the time.
Until the tickling stopped,
and then so did the laughter.
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That should help raise Griffith’s reputation a bit - it’s better known for mafia murders of local anti drug campaigners.
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Neighbours were alarmed to see two masked assailants armed with machetes break in to a home in Griffith early this morning. Police suspect fowl play.
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The Early Birds Tickle the Worm.
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Ahem
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Oh of course
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Consider the dumpster fire that 2020 has been, I consider this fun news. Two guys were willing to help another guy with a fetish, they went to the wrong place, but everyone tickled and made up.
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Fair enough. That’s a positive way to look at it. And at least no one got hurt for real. I just shudder at how much danger this put everyone involved in, except the guy who actually hired them and then couldn’t be bothered to give them his new address. If I were the hired ticklers or the current resident I’d have some, shall we say, pointed questions for that gentleman. 
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You are a true Happy Mutant. This is the world view I come here for.
How would that have helped here? The random victim wouldn’t have known the safeword. You’d need a “dangerous-word” that lets the victim “tap in”.
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The real culprit here is the client who gave the wrong address.
By way of punishment he should be tied up and NOT tickled.
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Umm… thundering dumbshits are another two words?
(I have the badge, ok! I’m getting treatment, too, but sometimes it has to be allowed to rear its head.)
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I noticed that before hitting the hay last night and I seriously considered editing it, but decided to let my own error stand as it was a semantic error rather than a mere typo. I’m sure many noticed, but I’m heartened that someone brought it up. 
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