Men hired to tie up and tickle client break into wrong house

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#18

This is probably the next made by Netflix series.

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#19

How does one even locate a break in and tickle service? Asking for a friend.

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#20

fetlife.

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#21

That homeowner now lives in a reality where it’s possible to wake up to two men with machetes wanting to tickle you. Any thing is possible now. Poor guy’s gonna need some serious therapy.

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#22

My Mom used to get lectures from the sheriff for shooting at trespassers. Her response: get off her Dad’s farm if he didn’t have a warrant.

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#23

Hey, we’ve all been there.
And we laughed about it at the time.
Until the tickling stopped,
and then so did the laughter.

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#24

That should help raise Griffith’s reputation a bit - it’s better known for mafia murders of local anti drug campaigners.

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#25

Neighbours were alarmed to see two masked assailants armed with machetes break in to a home in Griffith early this morning. Police suspect fowl play.

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#26

The Early Birds Tickle the Worm.

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#27

Ahem

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#28

Oh of course

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#29

Consider the dumpster fire that 2020 has been, I consider this fun news. Two guys were willing to help another guy with a fetish, they went to the wrong place, but everyone tickled and made up.

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#30

Fair enough. That’s a positive way to look at it. And at least no one got hurt for real. I just shudder at how much danger this put everyone involved in, except the guy who actually hired them and then couldn’t be bothered to give them his new address. If I were the hired ticklers or the current resident I’d have some, shall we say, pointed questions for that gentleman. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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#32

You are a true Happy Mutant. This is the world view I come here for.

#33

How would that have helped here? The random victim wouldn’t have known the safeword. You’d need a “dangerous-word” that lets the victim “tap in”.

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#34

The real culprit here is the client who gave the wrong address.

By way of punishment he should be tied up and NOT tickled.

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#35

Umm… thundering dumbshits are another two words?

(I have the badge, ok! I’m getting treatment, too, but sometimes it has to be allowed to rear its head.)

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#36

I noticed that before hitting the hay last night and I seriously considered editing it, but decided to let my own error stand as it was a semantic error rather than a mere typo. I’m sure many noticed, but I’m heartened that someone brought it up. :wink:

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#37

I’ve enheartend your heartening post about being heartened.

:wink:

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