Menu at Saudi hotel offers "accuracy of sheep meat", "my property" and "tuna is a problem"

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@r4t5y6

Frying cheese works too - I’d be rasonably sure of getting halloumi.

Not too sure - there’s a worldwide shortage of it.

Halloumi hell: how will we survive the cheese crisis?

@anon3072533

Is an accuracy of sheep like a murder of crows?

I herd that it was. (But only when collie-created. Robot dogs are remarkably INaccurate. They just make “heep sheep”)

I’m not going to even think of commenting on “A period of cream”. It is NOT a “popular problem”!