Mezzanine and stairs made out of dismembered pianos

Maybe I’m turning into a cranky old man but it looks really ugly to me. Not to mention that, in most localities, the building authorities would condemn it as unsafe. I would be more accepting of converting an old upright into something useful (and safe) like a drinks cabinet with a built-in fridge/ice maker and temperature-controlled wine chest – at least if that made you fall down you’d already be close to the floor.