Yeah, I’ve been trying to kidnap (catnap?) my neighbor’s black longhair, Reefer Maxness, whenever he comes over to roll in my catnip shrubbery. Stoned out of his gourd, he still won’t let me carry him inside to sniff around and leave his dander. The little pothead escapes my clutches just in time to avoid being given a job.
“I have cupcakes!”
