Mike Lindell and Jim Bakker join forces to peddle "Children's Bible Pillows" to help them fight the Devil

[knoxblox]

@anon73430903

or maybe bald Elisha getting his bears to attack disobedient children (Maybe that one is a bit too metal though)

Wait…wasn’t that in an episode of Metalocalypse?

(FYI, a direct-to-video film has been greenlit by Adult Swim. I’m excited!)

ETA:

Skwisgaar Learns Religion Is Real