Reminds me of the coed visitation policy I heard about about MSOE back in the day.
All the girls had to be OUT of the guy’s dorms after 10pm. NO Exceptions. All visitors logged, doors knocked on at 10pm, etc.
A friend of my friend there was a beefy hockey player whose girlfriend was quite petite. They got around this policy by having her get in his hockey bag, and him hauling the bag one-handed through the lobby into the elevator.
I’m not sure which of the deserves the award for this scheme. Possibly both.