For moose lovers everywhere:
My favorite part is when the moose writes “the most wonderful book ever written by man or moose” (his description):
THE TRUE STORY OF A WILD MOOSE, by D. Moosus Moosewater
After single-handedly defeating Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, and thus ending World War II, I decided to devote myself to finding a cure for all the diseases known to Man and Moose. However, before I was able to do this, I found that my country still needed me to serve as President of the United States. In those days, I was known by the name of Harry S. Truman.
Dog (or moose) bless you Mr. Pinkwater. I loved your books as a kid, and now that I am almost 50, I still love them.