‘So, you’re a Briton?’
‘Well, not exactly. I’m English.’
‘Wait, I thought England was part of Britain’.
‘That it is, yes.’
‘So you’re English and a Briton.’
[sigh] ‘Okay, look, I’ll make this easy. I’m a UK citizen.’
‘What’s the UK?’
‘It’s England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.’
‘Oh. So which ones are Britons?’
[begins beating person with black umbrella]
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