Wish I could standing leap over my own body height while carrying a dinner-table sized biscuit between my teeth. Scratch that, flying would be better. Give that mouse wings!
OK, the elephant in the room (which just ran away screaming, because, well, mouse) is why the camera was pointed at the Mouse and Biscuit (excellent pub name)? Is it only not cruel and taunting to the mouse because the mouse got the biscuit in the end? What if there is a small hole just off camera that the mouse has to try and pull the biscuit through? Aaaargh!