Omaha, Nebraska – June 9, 2021:
(In a bad Swedish accent) Hallo! Velcome to Sven’s Friendly Yougurt shop here in Beeyootiful Omaha City Center Mall. We’re easy to find right next to the Cinnabon! (Nice man, that Gene fellow who runs that shop). Anyway, my name is Sven.
Yes I moved heer from Sveden not too long ago.
Yes, I look alike that Paul Manafort fellow. Very funny, yes?
(shout out to a commenter a while back who said something like Manafort’s only hope is to flip on Trump and get witness protection)
