Musk's tweeting fails to make his sexual assault settlement disappear

I think you’re reading too much into the settlement.

Why, every time I don’t expose myself to someone, I always give them $250,000 to keep quiet about the thing that didn’t happen.

OK, I’m not Elon Musk, so in my case it’s more like $1.17 and a half-finished packet of salt and vinegar potato chips, but it’s the same general idea.

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