If anyone here has ever been lucky/unlucky enough to see a terrier in FULLONFURY mode, then you’ll understand the basics of my plan, hatched ten years ago, to use Baillie to breed an army of angry terriers to do my evil bidding.
Sadly thwarted when we learned he was a boy.
And neutered.
And thinks he’s a hooman anyway.
On the bright side, 90% of the local squirrels now live in fear of my furry enforcer and are subject to my every evil whim, so perhaps I will stick to my original plan, but with a slight change in critter.
Tremble, all.
ETA: Shit, fuckin’ amateur, forgot to add “MWA HA HA”. Sorry guys. Next revolution will be so much better, I promise. No, really.
