my evil scheme… okay, call it “evil” if you must, but i consider it justice - for me and for us all.
this plan involves chickens. specifically, wild jungle fowl (aka- wild street chickens).
i will live trap all the feral fowl on this island and send them to mar-a-lago via “operation chicken drop” (ok, that name may have been done - we’re still workshopping that at the evil lair of evil, so don’t @ me).
i want that blight of real estate to fully experience the destructive force of an entire division of the meanest, most foul fowl force of nature. alligators, crocodiles, pythons beware! the chicken “coup” is coming for you. level it to the salty sand it was raised from.
it’s a win,win, people! that place would become uninhabitable within a year, we would all be saved and i would finally sleep until sunrise, without the raucous cacophony of feral roosters every goddamn morning at 4:30am.
mad? you think me mad?!
i’ve only just begun!
