My favorite coffeemaker: the Bialetti Moka Express Stovetop Percolator

Nope. Mine is very definitely just water.

Nope.

One of these things is not like the other.

Nope. Not to me at least.

Nothing wrong with them, they just produce basically a completely different drink.

Plus if I want one espresso-size cup of black coffee, I don’t want to mess about with a cafetière.

If I’m making coffee for Kaffee und Kuchen, sure - cafetière all the way.