Mysterious monolith shenanigans update: the one in Romania has vanished

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but it should be on a scale where it’s in danger of being crushed by a dwarf

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Quantum entanglement? Definitely inter-dimensional then.

@Michael_R_Smith

I would suggest scanning the area for intense EM fields immediately. It couldn’t have gotten far. :sunglasses:

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I always thought the first “commandment” was interesting:

  1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

How we gonna do that? And who gets picked? Sounds like more immanentizing of the eschaton, to me. But the authors were anonymous, so I have no idea what they truly meant.

It 's going to travel around the world, sending back postcards instagram posts to taunt us.

A traveling gnomon, if you will.

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NYT suggests that this:


is the irritated (Utah) local. (The guy in the foreground, not Madonna.)

Irritated or irritating?

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These are not the monoliths you’re looking for.

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yes…

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“Remember how in 2020 we were all getting a good larf out of the monolith art pieces appearing and disappearing… and now here we are in 2021 and the aliens have landed…”

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And they want pizza. Lots and lots of pizza. ¯\(ツ)

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Perfect. Are you casting a shadow?

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The mystery is not that they arrive - its that they disappear.
Coupla days and its men in black with a van.
I can explain it with just one word - Deep State

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No, two words! Deep State Infiltration! Damn, three words: Deep State Infiltrating bastards! Ok… Amongst the deep state there are very many infiltrating bastards. Now, tell me about the deep state! Answer!

“What? Honestly, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.”

(Sorry @ludd, I couldn’t resist :grinning:)

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Two words? Three words? That’s what they want you to think.

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I would confess but nobody would believe me. Whew.

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