Shout out to Sam Brown, I shit you not, in Fairbanks who wanted to kick the mystery shitter in the ass so hard he never came back. When he managed one of the hotels in downtown Fairbanks, 20 years ago, someone would come and take a dump in the halls around 10-11pm most nights. I don’t know how they managed, but Sam was the one who had to clean this up.
Oh, and then there used to be a fellow in downtown Portland, OR who would sculpt his feces. For viewing. Fecal art.
This is more common then one might believe, and infuriating to the rest of the world. Its gross but they’re around. Just remember, it is just one long tube from our mouth to our anus, it really never has been inside a person biologically.
