Yeah, yeah. They only print a couple days a week, I only see the online version, but these two stories were not posted on the same day. Hash Bash was on the 5th (I’m pretty sure I saw it last Monday), and the pooper thing has been on-going for the last several weeks. Figures they’d put 'em in the print edition right next to each other, being consummate profeshunals, and all. 
