Naked Japanese hermit forced back into civilization after 29 years on deserted island

Although they are really bad at it, there are barefoot shoes that come close to not being ugly :wink:

I got these and while my partner doesn’t like them, if I would wear finger shoes, I fear she would do more then just complain every once in a while :see_no_evil:

https://int.joe-nimble.com/suppletoes-1708

I’m currently in the market for a more summer friendly sneaker type bare foot type shoe that isn’t obnoxiously ugly.

Edit to add: It’s mostly the wide toe box that is “ugly” about my current shoe when you ask my girlfriend (And I happen to agree actually). This is hard to avoid, since that is a central feature of this type of shoe, granting more freedom to your feet so they can move naturally. A lot of the other shoes look like a space ship at best and more often like you’d get a seizure if you look at them too long. There is no good reason for this.