For fuck’s sake. It’s a public bathroom. Let me count the number of times I’ve seen someone else’s genitals in a public restroom: Zero. Public bathrooms are not in themselves private. They contain private places like stalls.
And then there’s this BS birth certificate nonsense. Do we not carry around enough fucking paperwork in our daily lives? Are we now supposed to carry a filing cabinet with us at all times to exist, or else risk being some kind of undocumented immigrant into public life? Don’t ever tell me that this is the party of small government at work. That’s a fucking joke.
