Stylized as “Cl(ass) Action”
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I, for one, don’t have anything against lawsuits with frivolity.
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This ad shows it inside out to focus on the pad.
There is also the tag and the exposed seams showing that this is not the right side to wear.
Usually the other side is just a plain color.
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This gives new meaning to the story of the prostitute washing his feet and kissing them.
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The Pope’s got it all wrong.
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This story’s 5 years old 
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Aw shit, now you’ve ruined it. I hate when reality gets drug into the topic
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Oh sure, Canadian God. Like she counts,
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That just gets you murdered by Kathleen Turner.
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jesus is/was a time traveler. we see him in the annex sometimes. he’s pretty chill.
that thing you’re referring to has no gender, @someguy. Don’t personify the “unpersonifyable” … it’s not a person! I swear you humans all have a napoleon complex. You all want the cosmos to conform and really, it’s simply random. It’s like calling Q a dude, or calling time linear. The real correct answer to “what is god” or “who is god” is “i don’t know”.
what was there before the big bang? correct answer: “i don’t know”
what happens when 2 and 2 make 5? correct answer: “i don’t know”
does god have a penis? correct answer : “i don’t know”
how do you know what is and is not truth? correct answer: “i don’t know”
is time just a cosmic hard drive? correct answer: “maybe”
best not to worry about these things. especially not a 4d being.
Come now, we’ve all done that:
10 Print “Hello World”
20 GOTO 10
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If the concept is allowed, definitions will be required.
I once binged on hashish and a Concordance to the Bible, looking up sins and dirty words.
What I found is that the Bible does not define sins — it describes sinners.
I suppose this is obvious to sober trained Bible scholars, or anyone who paid attention in a traditional Sunday School. But my Sunday School education was limited to First Unitarian para-secular-humanist youth activities (photography, ecology, mime). This was from 1974 to 1976.
Minneapolis. What a sweet town it was in my youth.
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In the UK there is a legal concept of “Ultra Vires”. If it’s non-, sub- or super-human, or, non-., sub- or supernatural, it’s not relevant in a court of law. I thought that was the case in the USA as well.
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Not only “I don’t know” but “It is unknowable”.
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Interesting, thanks.
Ultra Vires — “beyond man” — crimes by angels, for example.
But presumably a lesser class of crimes than “Acts of God”.
God is of course Ultra Vires in a logical sense, but we are speaking here of law and theology, not logic.
UPDATE (and tip of the hat):
@kennykb observes:
It’s actually derived from ‘vis’, ‘power’, ‘force’, not ‘vir’, ‘man’, so ‘beyond the powers’ - beyond the authority of the court.
‘Beyond men’ would be ‘ultra viros’; ‘beyond [a] man’ would be ‘ultra virum’.
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I did, in fact, appear in that courtroom on day one.
Can you guess whose flesh I wore?
Forever,
Satan
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No doubt this person is also staunchly against sharia law, and has no idea that she’s actually trying to establish it in the state of Nebraska.
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I’d like to note that in the book of Job, God technically tells him exactly what a human, nor humanity, needs to achieve in order to demand answers from him.
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