I wouldn’t necessarily call her the dumbest murderer–although the more clever folks out there can generally get through life without murdering someone–but perhaps she’s just really bad at the follow through. I mean, obviously she’s good at murder itself, fine, but there is all the fine detail work that goes along with murder that people don’t appreciate.
Let’s acknowledge that if you hope to get away with murder you need to be one or more of the following:
- In a high crime area where murders often go unsolved
- Rich
- Famous
- Detail-oriented
- Willing to kill terribly unpopular people in the context of a popular uprising
- A government employee
