New camera shoots at 5 trillion frames per second

Ken Burns and The Incorporated Kardashians present: WTFJHT and the chemical impossibility of putting neutral lipstick on That (WTFJHTT.)
[Opens with lit GI surgeon explaining the solipsism of the day]
DJ Says Slow it Down.
[And there it is, a very amazing stomach selfie with peeps of various inedible state actors.]
[Commentator:] “We used to say, we need to know where the electrons are. Here we have a lurid catalog of hydrogen, phosphorylation, everything and every frenetic timescale.”
[Pressure-washing sculptural symphony warms up; air-driven, all wearing swim goggles.]

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