New "Cobra Kai" trailer: the Karate Kid is a car salesman and Johnny is still a prick

[Melz2]

@GulliverFoyle

I’m even more excited now than I was then about the time I’ll save not watching this.

And it’s on YouTube Red; fuck all that noise.

@GulliverFoyle

I can’t stop Hollywood from trashing my childhood in search of the almighty reboot dollar, but I’m not giving them my eyeballs to abuse.

If I wanna feel some nostalgic pangs, I’ll go back and rewatch the original instead of two grown ass men desperately trying to rehash their former glory days for a quick buck.

Also, I realize I should have lead with this:

No Pat Morita means NO Karate Kid, period.