New double-decker airplane seats let you eat farts for free

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@anon72357663

then load the whole passenger-carousel into the side of the plane as they do with those big luggage boxes. Just get everyone strapped in with shoulder harnesses, amusement park style.

Will there also be optional ankle restraints? Asking for a friend seeking a remedy for nasty passengers who remove their shoes and shove their smelly feet into the gaps around the seats in front of them.