I’d ask one of the many lazy jackasses in my neighborhood who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s poop, but I’m afraid I’d punch them in the face before the question left my mouth.
Or how about I ask the people who do bag their dog’s poop why they are unable to carry the blue bag o’ doody to a trash can, instead of leaving it there in the bushes?
Dang, dog poop really pisses me off.
