New guy at gas station stole $17,183 worth of stuff on first shift, say cops

Disappearing not necessary, just steal in plain sight by goofing off 2 days out of 5 at a place where the taxpayer covers all the expenses that go into YOUR pocket cuz you own the property, then make huge tax cuts for your uberwealthy buds who then donate a portion of said savings into your re-election campaign account which you get to keep if you don’t spend it all, then a bit of insider trading based upon upcoming legislation and twitter targeting, and then for the real pros, you collect business patents and connections that will kick in the day after you leave office.