New iPad Pros are coming out of the box already bent

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@SeamusBellamy

the 2018 iPad Pro “meets or exceeds all of Apple’s high quality standards of design and precision manufacturing. We’ve carefully engineered it and every part of the manufacturing process is precisely measured and controlled."

Riccio’s email goes on to say that Apple’s “current specification for iPad Pro flatness is up to 400 microns which is even tighter than previous generations. This 400 micron variance is less than half a millimeter (or the width of fewer than four sheets of paper at most) and this level of flatness won’t change during normal use over the lifetime of the product

Cop: Well that’s a nasty accident you caused. I’ll have to write you a ticket for failing to yield.
Driver: I don’t understand why you’re giving me a ticket. I was driving exactly one mph below the speed limit, this car has the best brakes available, I have perfect vision, and I have excellent reaction time.
Cop: uhhhhhh…