New iPhone

The thing I look for in an Apple announcement these days is … nothing stupid.

Don’t try to sell me a revolutionary maps app that sends me to Pakistan when I try to get directions to an Indian restaurant.

Don’t sell me revolutionary speech detection software that has some sort of personal vengeful vendetta against me, thank you HAL.

I am perfectly happy with the same device, twice as fast with a significantly better performing camera, in low light.

The fingerprint sensor, unlike speech comprehension, is a solved computer science problem. Technically, it can be implemented in such a way that the majority of users can use it effectively to solve a real world problem, namely the crappy “ilovetwerking” Apple password they all seem to be using.

Overall, I am happy with the iPhone announcement.

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