Doesn’t he do that well enough on his own? (Oops, misread that as “to make him even more unlistenable” for some reason. The rest still stands though)
The way he talks isn’t just word salad. It’s word salad, with rancid rhetorical dressing, garnished with the grated glass of his voice, and the chef was out of fucks that day so he didn’t even bother to wash the dirt-ignorance off the lettuce.
