Ha! No, this is not that. I was joking, but I did ask a question, and you answered. No harm, no foul. “Helpful condescension” hinges on making the assumption that the other person doesn’t know something, even though they’ve not asked for help or advice and (generally) are talking about something they’re quite experienced in.
Right?!? Seems like a not so subtle reference to some stereotype about size or something. I mean, why not use primary colors?