New study reveals the best excuse for breaking New Year promises

“Money excuise moore tire fo broken promises”

(Using an upside down1) “m” in “excuise” and… something in “tire”. Someone needs to introduce DALL-E to kerning. Either generated pics of text get better or the system implodes - both good.)

1) Nope, not in the mood for writing ~20 lines of HTML just to find out that the flavour of Markdown that Discourse uses won’t support it.