Of course, this is “as the crow flies” and your mileage will vary, but holy cow.
Pitch to Nissan guerrilla marketing squad: Fly me there, give me a van and tickets, and I’ll take it to every football stadium on the island. No, no, don’t worry, we can use a fake name for me rather than “Sludge.” We’ll also need a van for Weisberger on the other island so he can take us to the Jameson distillery. Can it accommodate a little dog named Nemo?
LAX:
OAK:
Gary & O’Hare
You get the idea:




