You understand that @chenille didn’t just draw that cartoon about your “mind-blowing” concept in the minutes after you posted it, right? Simple-minded Libertarians – especially those who haven’t yet graduated from “political spectrum” to “political compass” – have been pushing that false equivocation for a long time now.
Fortunately, your “help” isn’t required by the educated liberals laughing at you here, although I’m sure conservatives (especially bigoted and sexist ones) appreciate it.