No turntable required! Rokblok, tiny bluetooth-enabled vinyl needle on wheels, is a wonderful disaster

There was a streetkid in Ottawa back in the day (circa 1990, yikes) who had nothing but a crate of records and a vertical turntable hung on a strap across his chest. He dressed clean and was a sweet guy. Introduced me to Gong and Tones on Tail on that thing. Never saw another one or really found out what it was.