He was a reporter in the past, and they had a story about ice shacks being used for prostitution. So now, of course, ALL ice shacks are brothels to him. He can’t conceive they might be used for, you know… ice fishing.
Thus I stand by stating that, since one drunk driver was once caught in an SUV, we must of course ban all SUV’s because drunk drivers use them. There will be no drunk driving without them, you see. Just as he will end prostitution by removing (checks notes again) “ice shacks, apparently, who the hell knows, these folks are all fucking dumb as rocks.”
