Modern day Bard-speak: LOL WUT?
Seriously.
Please.
P.S. Modern-Bard-Light?
P.P.S. Or shall I garrote you in the night, you shite? Gibbeted gobber, why d’you slobber? Oh, right, you delight in my smatter, the darkest of matter, shhh in the night, yet twinkling, so light, ye weighty, still neighty, why ever didst shine so brightey? No matter. I’m right, check my bespights. G’knights…
P.P.P.S. bow 
P.P.P.P.S. Snowing deeper, faster, sticker, I snicker…
