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Hi Guys… Ok… so today… I am going to be talking about how to do the thing… and I know that [something utterly irrelevant to literally everyone watching the video and the dude recording it]… so let’s get started… Oh! And please don’t forget to subscribe in the link below… anyway… uh… Ok… here we go…
spread out over a minute or three.
Pretty much screw every MoFo using that script.
