Passenger attempts to smuggle 70 live finches hidden inside hair rollers

For some reason I pictured this as someone with the rollers actually in their hair with the finches inside…

Why, yes Officer, my hair is fabulously high and curly. What’s that cheeping you ask? I can’t hear any cheeping. You might want to see a doctor, sounds like you have tinnitus! Probably all the noise here in the airport. It sure is loud!

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