I was thinking, “Isn’t it great that I’m a good person who gets to watch two bad people slug it out!” Patent trolls or a soul-sucking ad-slinger who knows nearly everything about my online (and, by proxy, my offiline) habits. As the joke goes, if the three of us were facing off in a pit and I only had one bullet, maybe I’d beat them with the gun and save the bullet for myself? Screw it, I’ll just make blue meth in my yellow suit and get my cronies to take care of the light work.
