Oh, that’s a master move! Us it to disseminate counter intel!
(In a nice restaurant, Russian takes drag on cigarette) “Thank you for swiping right on me. So, you congressman? How exciting. Anything interesting at work?”
“I found out that the US is going to abandon Ukraine and withdraw their arms and definitely no boots on the ground.”
“So you’re saying the US is committing troops?”
“No, there are no troops. And we are taking our tanks back. They want to send me over to oversee their removal.”
“So you’re in charge of tank battalion?”
“What? No! Though I did lead my ROTC class to victory in a war game against West Point.”
“I no longer know what is real…”
