People being stabbed in medieval art and lovin' it

Lose belly fat using one weird old tip.

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It’s probably just me, but the look on these guys’ faces really reminds me of Akbar and Jeff.

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Throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care.

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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down

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It’s a living! cue laugh track

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Came to comments hoping a Toast redirect had already been posted. All is well.

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BA-zinga!

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Living in medieval times sucked pretty bad. They didn’t have medicine or deodorant and the internet was really slow. You’d be smiling too to be released from that.

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The truth behind King Arthur’s acquisition of Excalibur:

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High-five!

Could you just not?

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“Well, duh”.

There! I knew this might instead be an extraction. Now there’s a reason.

The technique is called Mordhau, used to break armour.

I think we had this a few days before… ah yes, in the fencing thread.

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Yes, I’m aware. It’s a complement to some of the other German full-plate fighting techniques like the half-swording (gripping the middle of the blade to turn that hand-and-a-half longsword into a improvise spear of sorts).

That picture comes from a series showing the one fighter knocking the helmet off the opponent before ending him rightly.

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“Hey guys. Listen. Listen. ALL lives matter.”

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I wonder how monks would have felt if they’d known we’d be making fun of their drawings a thousand years in the future. On the one hand, we’re goofing on them, but on the other, their work is remembered longer than most. Not a bad trade-off.

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